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alex_antonin) wrote2014-03-19 01:21 am
alex_antonin) wrote2014-03-19 01:21 am
Skim milk is gross.
Skim milk is gross. Literally the only thing it’s any good for is cooking, and only if what you’re cooking will cover up the taste of the skim milk. I look at people who drink skim milk much the same way I would look at someone drinking cat piss.
Of course, 2% - which I use all the time - isn’t much better. But then, all cow’s milk tastes the way grass smells. To me, at least. I’ve never had any other animal’s milk, but I think I’d like to try the milk of some carnivorous or omnivorous animal, instead of an herbivore’s milk, because I suspect all herbivore milk is going to taste the way grass smells. I wonder what carnivorous/omnivorous animal is easiest to get milk from?
Also wouldn’t mind trying human milk. Come to think of it, human milk is probably easiest to get out of all non-herbivore milks, because basically once a human starts lactating, they will keep doing so for as long as they are either breastfeeding their kid or milking themselves, so what you have there is a potentially endless supply of milk. The problem lies in getting people to volunteer for something like that.
Of course, 2% - which I use all the time - isn’t much better. But then, all cow’s milk tastes the way grass smells. To me, at least. I’ve never had any other animal’s milk, but I think I’d like to try the milk of some carnivorous or omnivorous animal, instead of an herbivore’s milk, because I suspect all herbivore milk is going to taste the way grass smells. I wonder what carnivorous/omnivorous animal is easiest to get milk from?
Also wouldn’t mind trying human milk. Come to think of it, human milk is probably easiest to get out of all non-herbivore milks, because basically once a human starts lactating, they will keep doing so for as long as they are either breastfeeding their kid or milking themselves, so what you have there is a potentially endless supply of milk. The problem lies in getting people to volunteer for something like that.