Writer's Block: Top Dog

[alex_antonin]

[Error: unknown template qotd]The only dog I like is one I don't have to have anything to do with. It's the dog I don't have to hear, see, smell, touch, or sense in any way. It's the dog that is purely theoretical, has no reality in my reality at all. They say Zen Buddhists worship the tree that isn't there? Well I worship the dog that isn't there. I say this because I wish dogs no ill will, so long as they remain, for me, only theoretical. When a dog comes into my sphere of reality, my feelings toward it are anything from mild annoyance to outright dislike. And, admittedly, sometimes fear.

Can you tell I'm not a dog person?