Bleck!

[alex_antonin]

Daiya brand faux cheese tastes almost like cheese, and so I eat it the same way the ghosts in Harry Potter let food rot and pass their heads through it so they can almost taste the food. I eat it because I would go insane without something like cheese and because I can't have real cheese. Everything else vegan I've tasted - the fake meats, tofu, and stuff - tastes like vomit.

Wait, correction: tofu doesn’t taste like vomit; it tastes like the color beige.