Heh heh

[alex_antonin]

Now THIS is what I call a fair punishment for the crime. (Okay, so maybe it's just a trifle extreme. 15 lashes should be enough).

In related news, Portland banned smoking in restraurants and bars and suchlike. Now all the smokers are out on the sidewalk where innocent passers-by get lungfuls of toxic gas. You know what needs to be done about this, right? BAN SMOKING FROM THE PUBLIC ALTOGETHER. If you wanna smoke, do it at home. Non-smokers should not have to breathe in your toxic crap.

And whoever invented hiccups needs to be tortured by having their skin peeled away and getting a salt scrub, while they're still alive.

Comments

[christinathena.livejournal.com]

Our amphibian ancestors invented hiccuping, so, alas, they're no longer around to tortured.

[kengr]

The smokers *are* supposed to stay away from doorways. 15 feet?

[kengr]

Tell you what, we'll let you try some lashes. :-)

[consortofvenus.livejournal.com]

But...but... it's outdoors! It never bothers anyone here. There are only ever a few people smoking outside at any given location... and we have bans like that too.

[alex-antonin.livejournal.com]

Well they're not complying. Big surprise. And anyone on the sidewalk has to walk through their toxic fumes.

[alex-antonin.livejournal.com]

I was joking, of course.

[alex-antonin.livejournal.com]

Well I must have the worst luck in the world, walking through people's smoke every 20 feet or so.

[alex-antonin.livejournal.com]

I think actually that Jack Hiccup invented them. I will seek him out and make him eat his own skin.

[consortofvenus.livejournal.com]

Could be that your town has more smokers, or more rude smokers. Me, I know smoke is extremely bothersome to people who do not smoke and understandably so. So I don't bother people with it, I keep it at a distance.