Fucking hilarious!

Completely untrue, but fucking hilarious all the same:

by limitedbythesky

alex_antonin's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 9% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 05:21:26 AM Ended : 01st January 2006 09:03:08 PM

Alco Money! : $ 153

Guests of Honour

waitformefor is an easy-going Agnostic and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. waitformefor drank 1 Absinthe, 3 Sambuccas, 8 Aftershocks, 1 Vermouth.
consortofvenus is a graceful Agnostic. consortofvenus drank 2 Lagers, 8 Aligator Bites.
alex_antonin is an evil Fundementalist Christian who irks everyone with their overly dismal outlook on life. alex_antonin decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
molly_in_fay is an animated Taoist and a serious booze-hound. molly_in_fay drank 1 Rum, 2 Ales.
suchaniceboy is an upbeat Buddhist. suchaniceboy drank 17 Vermouths.

Sick!

By morning alex_antonin's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled alex_antonin's kitty!

Lovers

I don't understand it! They were sworn enemies at the start of the night and now consortofvenus and alex_antonin appear to be in love. How fucking sweet!

The Drunkest

suchaniceboy - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"

Random Events

suchaniceboy told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in alex_antonin's mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off. alex_antonin
quickly called the police. suchaniceboy is now behind bars.

alex_antonin bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.

suchaniceboy offered consortofvenus £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. suchaniceboy can now be contacted
at suchaniceboy_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com.

Happy New Year!

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