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Dear Satan, please stop all the school shootings in the US and replace them with a decades-long string of the worst, most hateful Christian churches burning down. Spare the children and teenagers, but the rest can be locked inside to burn alive. Start with the megachurches.

Hell, I'll even take the churches burning down overnight with no casualties at this point. But at least burn the politicians who weaponize their supposed religion and also the megachurch pastors.
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The god of the bible, regardless of the particular religion, is a genocidal sociopath who's okay with infanticide, genocide, torture, slavery, war, cruelty, and murder so long as it's done in his name. People who worship him are worshiping evil disguised as good. It's no wonder so many Christians fell for Hitler and Trump, both men are the human equivalent of the god of the bible. Which I'm certain is because men like Trump and Hitler wrote that vile piece of trash to begin with.
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It's little wonder Christian faiths are riddled with pedos when the religion worships a God that does all kinds of unspeakably evil acts like genocide, torture, slavery, and mass infanticide, and then brainwashes them into thinking these are the acts of a good and kind God. When up is down and wrong is right, of course predators are going to be attracted to it. The whole religion was made by predators to make finding prey more easy. Whether those predators go after children, your money, or just power over other people depends on the personal preference of the predator. But all clergy of Christianity are predators of one kind or another.
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I want to do a nativity scene with Jared from Subway as Joseph, Barbie's little sister Skipper as Mary, and one of the three wise men being Chris Hansen.
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Judge an entire religion based on its most extreme members and you're fine, if it's Islam. The moment you do the same for Christianity, suddenly it's "you can't judge a whole religion based on its most extreme members!"

Oh and goddess forbid you DON'T judge Islam based on its worst members, based on the fact that the Muslim extremists are a very small minority, and there's far more white Christian terrorists than Muslim terrorists. Also, I've never run across any Muslims trying to convert people to Islam or calling non-Muslims horrible names, whereas it's a rare week when I don't have to deal with a bunch of "hellfire and damnation" Christians. Oh, and my specific beef with Christianity mostly is their fascist tendency to try to do a genocide against LGBT people and otherwise trying to force other people to obey their religion's rules. That and the constant judgment.

If Christians stopped trying to force their religious rules on other people, and stopped spewing their hateful garbage at everyone they clock as not being conservative enough, I wouldn't give two fvcks about them. But they tend to be hateful, fascist bastards, so they suffer my wrath.
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To the Christians: Get your religious garbage out of here, off this platform, off the Internet, and off of this planet. I am so fucking tired of you Xians and your fictional Jesus and your vile, hateful, imaginary god spewing your wicked and childish nonsense all over everywhere. Get thyself checked into an insane asylum where you belong, stop worshiping your child-raping genocidal murder god, and stop trying to infect others with your mental illness, you fucking disease vectors!!!
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The harder the Christian nutbags push to force their religion on everyone else, the more tempted I am to start throwing Molotov cocktails at churches. Christianity is a contagious mental illness.
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A local church was torn down and apartment buildings are being put up in its place. I, for one, am 100% team "tear down Christian churches and build housing in their place," but it should be affordable housing.
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"God is love" Tell that to the Egyptians that lost their firstborn sons to a plague God sent. Tell that to the millions of people who died in the Biblical flood. Tell that to the children God murdered with a bear because they called a bald man bald. These are not the actions of a good, loving entity. These are the actions of an evil entity.

Good thing the Bible is also a work of fiction, none of that sh*t ever happened, and God isn't real.
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Christian brains do not think like the brains of healthy individuals. The disease spreads throughout the brain, shrinking and weakening the gray matter. This makes their thought patterns simpler and radically alters how their brains process information so that they functionally become like the developmentally disabled, but with increased aggression and egotism. Their social skills also rapidly decline, leaving them incapable of connecting with any non-infected individuals. With enough research and money, we may one day find a cure for this horrendous brain disease.
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Saw a couple Christian freaks spreading their disease at the transit center earlier. Really wished I had my Bluetooth speaker with me so I could blast death metal at them at full volume. Fucking vectors. If I was comfortable enough money-wise to take Uber or Lyft on a whim, I'd go back and do just that, but I'm poor and out of spoons, so they get to keep oozing their infected memetic pus all over everywhere.

Fuck Xians

Sep. 22nd, 2022 03:26 am
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On FB earlier...

Some fool: You mock and ridicule Christianity so eagerly and easily. What do you feel about Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and other religions of the world that you likely have no clue about? Go ahead and mock them too and be fair. It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise than for a man to hear the song of fools.

Me: I can't speak for others, but I've never known Jews or Muslims or Buddhists or Hindus to try to force other people to abide by their beliefs. Jews and Muslims don't eat pork, but none of them try to outlaw it for those who do. Hindus don't eat beef but never try to outlaw beef consumption. Buddhists don't try to outlaw meat consumption. And I have never, not once, ever met someone proselytizing for any of those religions. In fact, Hindus don't even allow converts, and Jews actively try to discourage people from converting to Judaism. Be more like the Jews and Hindus in that regard, we beg you.

Seriously, I mock you Christians more because of your actions than your beliefs. If y'all just minded your own fucking business and stopped trying to force us to live by your brain-dead rules, I think most of us non-Christians would leave y'all alone.

Were you aware that your anti-abortion crusade violates Jewish rights to free practice of their religion? To them, life doesn't begin until a baby takes three breaths on its own in the world. Before that, it can be aborted if the mother so wishes.

It is not oppression to tell you to mind your own business and keep your stupid religion out of politics! Nor is it oppression to tell you to go fuck yourself.

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EDIT: Then this guy started harassing some Muslim guy, so I responded to the dinglefuck again:

You're not the brightest crayon in the box, are you? In Islam, Jesus was a prophet. They don't believe in this nonsense about god raping a child and impregnating her with himself. (Any god that would rape a child is not a good god; it is an evil god.) To Islam, Jesus was just a human being and a prophet. Which makes a heck of a lot more sense than god raping children to birth himself into the world.
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Jesus is a fictional character, no such person ever existed. So he can be any color you want him to be. But yes, given he was born in the middle east in the Bible's little fictional story, it would make sense for him to be middle eastern and therefore not white. But again, he never existed.

Y'all may laugh, but the only evidence he ever existed is the same book of fairy tales that says dragons, unicorns, and worldwide floods are possible and thinks the planet is 6000 years old. There's literally no other evidence of his existence.

I want a shirt or a button that says "Jesus Christ never existed."
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Okay so why is it Satan is supposedly evil for living down in the toasty warm lava goodness of the Earth where he keeps our mother and cradle of life Gaia warm and alive, while the "good" God lives up in the vast, cold, unforgiving abyss of blackness that is constantly trying to end our life giver and her children? Seems to me like The Dark One That Sucks Life And Heat From Our Mother should be the evil one. Satan is the living breathing heart of the world and the minions of "God" are stoked to die. The most extreme of them even admit they want the world to end.

Christians: worship a vast Lovecraftian god of chaos and death and the coldness of outer space.

Satanists: worship the dude keeping the lights on so everyone can live.

I know which one seems evil to me. What about you?

Free TP

Aug. 13th, 2022 04:01 pm
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Fun idea: take a second-hand thrift-store paperback Bible (if such a thing exists), write on it "free toilet paper," tear out a bunch of pages to make it look used, and leave it in a public bathroom.

That idea inspired by my years-long dream of one day having enough money to go around to scores/hundreds of hotels and motels to steal those Gideon Bibles from them to grind them into paper pulp and make them into Bible Toilet Paper. Probably have printed on it both "Bible Toilet Paper: Made from 100% recycled bibles!" and the following quote from Principia Discordia: "Wipe thine ass with what is written and grin like a ninny at what is spoken."
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So somebody on FB is like "you have the wrong idea about Christians" and since Kitty Payne made a comment indicating this person was possibly foreign, I explained it like this:

I don't know how it is in other countries, but here in the US, most Christians range from "get away from me, I don't want your crazy to rub off on me, please stop proselytizing at me, I don't want to catch your mind cancer" to "full-on fascist." Sane Christians in the US are like gas prices below $11 a gallon in Europe, IE it might happen but you'll have better chances of finding a wild bandersnatch.

Basically Britain and a bunch of other places offloaded all their lunatic fringe Christians into the North American colonies and so what you'd consider the lunatic fringe is not only normal, they're running the government. If you've ever wondered why the US seems like a hotbed of insanity with out of control capitalism, no health care, etc... it's because the lunatics are running the asylum.

Now I know that sounds ableist but consider the fact I'm autistic, with ADHD, part of a multiple collective, clinical depression and anxiety... and yet I'm one of the saner people in the US.

And anyway, societal insanity is a different animal from individual mental illness. Not like, two species in the same genus, but more like the convergent evolution that makes rabbits and hares look related when they're not. Individual mental illness is a serious topic and is something that the individual can't really help. While societal insanity is mostly comprised of otherwise sane people who are not very bright, believing ridiculous nonsense that infects their brain like a memetic disease. Individual mental illness isn't contagious, but memetic insanity very much IS.

Using that metaphor, the Christianity of the rest of the world may be like herpes, a bit annoying perhaps but mostly harmless... yet the Christianity of the US is like COVID-19 -- highly contagious, kills a lot of people, permanently scars or otherwise fricks up the people who don't die of it, and causes massive societal upheaval. The only vaccine for the US strain of Christianity is critical thinking and reason in general, neither of which are taught in schools in the US.
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Satan was a freedom fighter against an evil, tyrannical, genocidal, overgrown sky toddler. Or he would be, if anything at all in the bible were true. Thankfully there's no true evil God pretending to be good... just billions of morons who worship an imaginary evil God that they call good despite his role in their primary work of fiction being the villain so obvious that even Hitler and Pol Pot look like saints by comparison.

Imagine reading Lord of the Rings and thinking Sauron was the good guy being oppressed by those evil hobbits and their allies trying to break his things and spoil his plans to unite the people of middle-earth, that's what Christians are doing when they claim to have read the Bible.
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There's no evidence Jesus was ever a real person. Quite the opposite, in fact. If you actually look at the historical evidence, what you find instead is a mashup of Buddha, a Roman god named Mithra, some of the Egyptian gods, the Zoroastrian prophecy of their savior, and some very poorly interpreted Judaism, not an actual human being. The Romans invented Jesus Christ wholesale to try to destabilize Judea by making the Jewish people think the world was ending, and it instead blew up in their faces and destabilized the Roman empire instead.

Basically Jesus was a fake cult leader invented to try to change Judaism into a doomsday cult that would off themselves, and instead what happened was they rejected the attempt, while a bunch of gullible Roman citizens from around the empire took the bait instead and mutated it into an actual religion that hastened the demise of the Roman empire.

Except that Christianity isn't a religion so much as it was a failed weapon that turned into a cancer that infected and killed the Roman Empire. That cancer continues to grow, spawning new mutant strains of itself, and the eventual result of that cancer was capitalism and climate change. If we want to save the world -- truly save it, not just put off the inevitable for a few years -- the cancer must be destroyed. The disease that is Christianity must be cured. And the only way that's going to happen is to deprogram every single one of Christianity's cultists.
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In the Kingdom of God, the only place to spit is his face.

(Diogenes is my second favorite philosopher after Robert Anton Wilson.)
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It's becoming increasingly obvious that Christianity is a disease--a cult and a virulent mind plague. It rots the brain, destroys a person's ethics, annihilates their compassion. If Jesus were real, he'd agree with me that the path that bears his name has become an infection that destroys the soul. Oh there are exceptions, asymptomatic individuals who can be cured, many even curing themselves. But on the whole it's a contagious cognitohazard. And we need to fight for science and critical thinking education, because those are the closest thing we have to a vaccine against this plague. Christianity is a disease, and Reason is the cure.

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