Priorities are bass ackwards.

[alex_antonin]

Okay so why is it Satan is supposedly evil for living down in the toasty warm lava goodness of the Earth where he keeps our mother and cradle of life Gaia warm and alive, while the "good" God lives up in the vast, cold, unforgiving abyss of blackness that is constantly trying to end our life giver and her children? Seems to me like The Dark One That Sucks Life And Heat From Our Mother should be the evil one. Satan is the living breathing heart of the world and the minions of "God" are stoked to die. The most extreme of them even admit they want the world to end.

Christians: worship a vast Lovecraftian god of chaos and death and the coldness of outer space.

Satanists: worship the dude keeping the lights on so everyone can live.

I know which one seems evil to me. What about you?