We need a meme in which...

We need a meme wherein we get voted "Most likely to..." or "Least likely to..." with really unusual things. Like me, I'd be voted "Least likely to be a spokesman for the American education system." Because I can see it now: "Stay in school, kids! But remember that your teachers are lying to you. 90% of education is propaganda designed to turn you into a loyal, unquestioning sheep-person. They didn't need to drop the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, because Japan was going to surrender anyway! Read the book "Lies My Teacher Told Me"!" *gets dragged away by the men in white coats.*