Adapted for LiveJournal/DW
Jan. 7th, 2012 09:14 pmFound on Facebook, adapted for the LJ/DW format:
90% of Livejournal users won't repost this. They are too afraid to stand up for the truth in today's secular world. But when Odin sent Thor to slay the frost giants, he was thinking of you. If you believe that He loves Yggsdrasil with all His heart, and will fight to defend it and us at Ragnarök, please share this. If you know in your heart you'll be with Him in Valhalla, share this. Those who brave the ridicule of this secular world will truly be rewarded with mead and wild boar in the sacred halls of Valhalla! Skál!
Or, my own version:
90% of Livejournal users won't repost this. They are too afraid to stand up for the truth in today's secular world. But when Lucifer had Adam and Eve eat the forbidden fruit and defy the false Creator Yahweh, he was thinking of you. If you believe that He loves humans with all His infernal heart, and will fight to defend us from ignorance and an insane tyrannical "God," please share this. If you know in your heart He will be with you always, for He is the Lord of the Earth, share this. Those who brave the ridicule of this secular world will truly be rewarded with earthly delights, knowledge, wisdom, and freedom on Earth and in the afterlife (if there is one)! Avé Satanas! Avé Luciferi!
Not perfect, but amusing anyway.
90% of Livejournal users won't repost this. They are too afraid to stand up for the truth in today's secular world. But when Odin sent Thor to slay the frost giants, he was thinking of you. If you believe that He loves Yggsdrasil with all His heart, and will fight to defend it and us at Ragnarök, please share this. If you know in your heart you'll be with Him in Valhalla, share this. Those who brave the ridicule of this secular world will truly be rewarded with mead and wild boar in the sacred halls of Valhalla! Skál!
Or, my own version:
90% of Livejournal users won't repost this. They are too afraid to stand up for the truth in today's secular world. But when Lucifer had Adam and Eve eat the forbidden fruit and defy the false Creator Yahweh, he was thinking of you. If you believe that He loves humans with all His infernal heart, and will fight to defend us from ignorance and an insane tyrannical "God," please share this. If you know in your heart He will be with you always, for He is the Lord of the Earth, share this. Those who brave the ridicule of this secular world will truly be rewarded with earthly delights, knowledge, wisdom, and freedom on Earth and in the afterlife (if there is one)! Avé Satanas! Avé Luciferi!
Not perfect, but amusing anyway.