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My theory about Republicans
Sep. 3rd, 2012 06:03 pmI keep trying to understand why anyone would vote for a Republican. The Republican party used to be good, but the last time it was good was back before McCarthy.
My conclusion: people who vote for Republicans are a different species than Homo Sapiens. It explains a lot more than just Republicans, too.
As a Discordian, I should call them Cabbages or Pinks, but I'm going to call them Homo Caudex (Blockheaded Man). Homo Caudex individuals look exactly like Homo Sapiens, but where Homo Sapiens are capable of creativity, free thought, and learning... Homo Caudex are a parrot-like idiotic race with less real intelligence than chimpanzees. All they can do it latch onto following their alpha males and parroting their every belief, thought, and word. They have no will of their own, and no intelligence.
My conclusion: people who vote for Republicans are a different species than Homo Sapiens. It explains a lot more than just Republicans, too.
As a Discordian, I should call them Cabbages or Pinks, but I'm going to call them Homo Caudex (Blockheaded Man). Homo Caudex individuals look exactly like Homo Sapiens, but where Homo Sapiens are capable of creativity, free thought, and learning... Homo Caudex are a parrot-like idiotic race with less real intelligence than chimpanzees. All they can do it latch onto following their alpha males and parroting their every belief, thought, and word. They have no will of their own, and no intelligence.