Come freak the mundanes with me!

In a spur of the moment braingasm, I came up with “The Satanism Anti-Defamation League of America.” And now I have these fantasies of making a letterhead to that effect and sending it places, like to Bill O’Reilley’s show. Being a Satanic Discordian is awesome!

Domesticated primates.

Several weeks ago, I've decided I prefer "Nudipan Narrans," aka "the naked, story-telling ape," to "Homo Sapiens Sapiens," ("Wise man"? BS.)

Well now, after reading much of "The Schroedinger's Cat Trilogy" by Robert Anton Wilson, I have decided I am not going to use the term "human" anymore, either. It implies that our species is better than other animals. So instead, I am going to use every possible opportunity to call humans "domesticated primates."

In that vein, I want a shirt that says, in large font, "DOMESTICATED PRIMATE." Then, in italics and smaller font below that, it will say Nudipan Narrans Domesticus.

EVE HUBBARD FOR PRESIDENT!

EVE HUBBARD FOR PRESIDENT!

Those who read “The Schroedinger’s Cat Trilogy” by Robert Anton Wilson should know what I mean by that. :-D

I voted early, have you?

It is IMPERATIVE that you vote! Don’t let the Romney monster seize the Presidency, he’d be the worst President ever! His IQ is only one point higher than the IQ of Sarah Palin! And if you want someone evil, the only one worse is Voldemort.

Among other things, I voted YES on Measure 80, which in Oregon is a measure to legalize the commercial sale and use of marijuana!

Vote early, vote often. (LOL, my little joke there.)