To anyone wanting to call themselves Satanists

To anyone wanting to call themselves Satanists,

Please bear in mind that the number one Satanic Sin is STUPIDITY, and if you hold such idiotic beliefs as any of the following:

* Anti-vaccination

* Anti-fluoridation of water

* "OMG microwaves destroy nutrients!"

* Trans women aren't real women/trans men aren't real men

* Probably a few more I haven't thought of

* The inverted cross is a Satanic symbol

I will hold you in highest contempt, and subsequently pray that you drown in your own vomit, for the good of the gene pool.

Sincerely,

Alexander Antonin