Blarch

Ah, "Right" leaning Christians; the side that worships a genocidal monster with a temper like a spoiled toddler, a god who has committed myriad atrocities and yet still claims to be a loving and caring god (like most abusers do). The side that then puts words in his mouth that he never said anything remotely close to at any point in the Bible, and ignores anything he said or did that was contrary to their beliefs, all so they can justify their own hatred. The side that is a cult that worships evil while claiming their god is good and everyone else is evil, the group that are the largest group of domestic terrorists ever. Yeah. These are the people who call themselves the moral majority. Which is a laugh, because they're actually the amoral minority.

It could be fun

Since I'm on disability, I think maybe I should take up a hobby of applying for jobs just for fun, and then asking all kinds of weird questions at the interview, like "So if I volunteered to take Christmas eve and Christmas day at the regular non holiday pay, could I then in exchange get my local Satanic coven's ritual goat sacrifice off with PTO? It's the following Friday the 13th. If it helps, we'll be roasting the goat after the sacrifice, I can bring you some leftovers. Martha makes the BEST goat curry this side of the Mississippi."