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alex_antoninI keep seeing this photo on FB with text claiming that the milk of a specific species of cockroaches is three times more nutritious than cow's milk. I've been ignoring it for the last few weeks, but finally I snapped and responded to the image with the following comment:
"I don't care if it would make me lose weight, poop gold nuggets, make me irresistible to people I have a crush on, make me immortal with eternal youth, give me super-strength, give me teleportation powers, and cure my depression; I'd still sooner die slowly of starvation while my balls and penis get sucked into an automatic meat grinder or drown in a pool of diarrhea than EVER drink cockroach milk."
Censored balls and penis for the comment of course, but I need not do that here, so I didn't.
"I don't care if it would make me lose weight, poop gold nuggets, make me irresistible to people I have a crush on, make me immortal with eternal youth, give me super-strength, give me teleportation powers, and cure my depression; I'd still sooner die slowly of starvation while my balls and penis get sucked into an automatic meat grinder or drown in a pool of diarrhea than EVER drink cockroach milk."
Censored balls and penis for the comment of course, but I need not do that here, so I didn't.
