From Twitter 09-04-2010

[alex_antonin]

• 20:03:16: Crossposting http://j.mp/dzd3d4
  
• 20:09:46: @genderbitch Just wanted to say Hi, I'm a friend of @fayanora and decided to friend you.
  
• 20:19:13: http://www.sitepoint.com/blogs/2010/04/29/new-twitter-clients/
  
• 20:23:21: Oh great Satan, the hashtags are stupider than I remember them. Twitter's collective IQ dropping?
  
• 20:23:55: #5millionbeliebers get no love from their Fathers. Just the bad Touchdown.
  
• 20:24:53: Hell will freeze over before Portland has a Year Without Rain. 5x1 TCU JSU LSU
  
• 20:27:30: Hey #5millionbelievers, I predict that in 5 years, Justin Bieber will be the newest member of #mychemicalromance
  
• 20:28:43: Seriously, what does half this crap mean?
  
• 20:29:54: Football players suck cock, and anyone who likes football is secretly gay. You all want to be ass-fucked! TCU JSU LSU Touchdown
  
• 20:30:56: Hey #5millionbeliebers, do you really think Justin Bieber is straight? Little shithead is probably so gay even Liberace isn't fooled.
  
• 20:31:48: If you listen to Justin Bieber's music, you're either a 12 year old girl or some kind of dirty pervert. #5millionbeliebers
  
• 20:33:12: The Beatles had Bieber hair before it was cool #5millionbeliebers
  
• 20:34:48: #happybdaybeyonce, the birthday song they sing for you is better music than yours.
  
• 20:35:14: #happybdaybeyonce! Gotten plastic surgery yet?
  
• 20:38:15: #happybdaybeyonce! I hope they find a cure soon.
  
• 20:38:47: #happybdaybeyonce! Can you multiply 5x1 yet?
  
• 20:39:53: @paper_hand Car totalled? Fuck, man, that sucks.
  
• 20:41:04: @KlaraMunizxdllo Translated your comment as: "Hurr durr looka me I are spammer! Fuck me in the ass with broken glass!"
  
• 20:43:52: Dear Satan, please join me in mocking the #5millionbeliebers. Hail Satanas!
  
• 20:45:21: Bama trending? Seriously, you cuntwaffles, his name is Obama, not Bama. Get the cock out of your mouth long enough to learn that.
  
• 20:46:14: Leonas is also trending, but it's Spanish, so who cares?
  
• 21:49:45: I luv the idea of the teabaggers as hyenas from the Lion King, George Bush as Scar. "We starved under his rule, but at least we were free!"
  
• 22:03:56: Paris Hilton is so stupid, she once tried to eat a urinal cake.
  
• 22:05:48: @paper_hand We all make mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it. Learn from it and move on.
  
• 22:35:27: @paper_hand Bama may be a nickname for the U of Alabama, but that's not why Bama was trending.
  
• 22:52:07: "Not dialup friendly." Really? That's like saying "Not mesolithic-era friendly."
  
• 22:53:46: Seriously, I couldn't stand dialup when it was the only available option. Why in Satan's name would anyone be using dialup these days?
  

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