People who ride bikes on sidewalks should be stopped.

[alex_antonin]

The people who ride their damned bicycles on the sidewalks instead of the roads like they're supposed to, especially when they have bike lanes and especially when the sidewalks are narrow and have blind spots caused by vegetation, make me want to shove a good, heavy stick into their spokes as they go by, and watch them tumble. Then, when they start yollering at me, I'd say "Serves you right for riding your bike on the sidewalk when it's illegal, fuckface. If you get to risk running me over on your bike, then I get to shove a stick in your spokes when you fail to run me down."

Not that I would, even with my very own body where I have complete say all the time over what it does. But it's damn tempting. I haven't been run over by a wayward bicyclist yet, but I've had several near misses.