God edits humanity
Oct. 9th, 2007 01:54 amC:>RUN CREATION
You must log into Creation.
C:>LOG IN
Username?
C:>GOD
Password?
C:>OMNIPOTENT
Password accepted! You are now logged in.
C:>EDIT FILE HUMANITY
Command accepted. You may now edit Humanity.
C:>GOTO SUB-FILE INDIVIDUAL
Command accepted. You may now edit Individual.
C:>IF INDIVIDUAL CONTAINS FILE STUPIDITY THEN RUN SUB-FILE EBOLA.
Command accepted. Individuals within Humanity will now run file Ebola if they contain Stupidity.
C:>IF INDIVIDUAL DOES NOT CONTAIN FILE STUPIDITY THEN RUN SUB-FILE EBOLA IMMUNITY.
Command accepted. Individuals within Humanity will now run file Ebola Immunity if they do not contain Stupidity.
C:>SAVE CHANGES
Command accepted. Changes saved.
C:>RUN HUMANITY
Command accepted. Running humanity.
C:>LOG OFF
Command accepted. You are now logged off.
The next day:
C:>EDIT FILE HUMANITY
Error! File Humanity is missing or has been deleted. Please try again.
C:>SEARCH FOR HUMANITY
Humanity not found. Please try again.
C:>RUN PLAIN SPEECH QUERY MODE
Command accepted. You may enter a plain speech query.
C:>WHAT HAPPENED TO HUMANITY?
Humanity contained file Stupidity. File Individual specified that individuals containing this file would run file Ebola.
C:>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ONES THAT DIDN'T CONTAIN STUPIDITY? I SPECIFIED THOSE ONES WOULD HAVE THE IMMUNITY!
Humanity contained file Stupidity. File Individual specified that individuals containing this file would run file Ebola. There were no individuals who did not contain file Stupidity.
C:>FUCK
Error. Unrecognizeable command. Please try again.
C:>DELETE PROGRAM CREATION
Warning! File Creation contains other World and People files besides Humanity. Do you still wish to delete Creation?
C:>CANCEL
Cancelled.
C:>DELETE EARTH
Command accepted. Earth deleted.
C:>LOG OFF
Command accepted. You are now logged off.
You must log into Creation.
C:>LOG IN
Username?
C:>GOD
Password?
C:>OMNIPOTENT
Password accepted! You are now logged in.
C:>EDIT FILE HUMANITY
Command accepted. You may now edit Humanity.
C:>GOTO SUB-FILE INDIVIDUAL
Command accepted. You may now edit Individual.
C:>IF INDIVIDUAL CONTAINS FILE STUPIDITY THEN RUN SUB-FILE EBOLA.
Command accepted. Individuals within Humanity will now run file Ebola if they contain Stupidity.
C:>IF INDIVIDUAL DOES NOT CONTAIN FILE STUPIDITY THEN RUN SUB-FILE EBOLA IMMUNITY.
Command accepted. Individuals within Humanity will now run file Ebola Immunity if they do not contain Stupidity.
C:>SAVE CHANGES
Command accepted. Changes saved.
C:>RUN HUMANITY
Command accepted. Running humanity.
C:>LOG OFF
Command accepted. You are now logged off.
The next day:
C:>EDIT FILE HUMANITY
Error! File Humanity is missing or has been deleted. Please try again.
C:>SEARCH FOR HUMANITY
Humanity not found. Please try again.
C:>RUN PLAIN SPEECH QUERY MODE
Command accepted. You may enter a plain speech query.
C:>WHAT HAPPENED TO HUMANITY?
Humanity contained file Stupidity. File Individual specified that individuals containing this file would run file Ebola.
C:>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ONES THAT DIDN'T CONTAIN STUPIDITY? I SPECIFIED THOSE ONES WOULD HAVE THE IMMUNITY!
Humanity contained file Stupidity. File Individual specified that individuals containing this file would run file Ebola. There were no individuals who did not contain file Stupidity.
C:>FUCK
Error. Unrecognizeable command. Please try again.
C:>DELETE PROGRAM CREATION
Warning! File Creation contains other World and People files besides Humanity. Do you still wish to delete Creation?
C:>CANCEL
Cancelled.
C:>DELETE EARTH
Command accepted. Earth deleted.
C:>LOG OFF
Command accepted. You are now logged off.