Writer's Block: Helping the Less Fortunate

[Error: unknown template qotd]I like to feed the homeless. There's no shortage of evil corporate types desiring to sell their souls to me. Unfortunetely, there aren't enough hours in the day to harvest the damned souls AND turn their bodies into Soylent Green. I need to hire some minions.

Writer's Block: Sweet Tooth

[Error: unknown template qotd]Chocolate-coated babies, traditionally served on Walpurgisnacht, are delicious. Especially if you use cherry-flavored dark chocolate. But I try not to indulge too often; gotta keep my blood sugar normal.