Writer's Block: Built to last

[Error: unknown template qotd]A giant penis and balls the size of the Washington monument, somewhere where it would be visible to millions of people a day. It would be dedicated to everyone who has ever had sexual hangups or dysfunctions due to society's idiotic shame/sinfulness of sex.

Writer's Block: Please don't call it a comeback

[Error: unknown template qotd]ALL OF THEM! With hordes of zombie minions at my command, I would take over the world and reshape it in my image! *Cue evil laughter*

Writer's Block: Don't fear the reaper

[Error: unknown template qotd]Alexander Antonin doesn't have near-death experiences, Death has near-Alex_Antonin experiences.

Writer's Block: Orlando lives again!

[Error: unknown template qotd]Q. In that month, I would use my powers to blink every raving-lunatic fundamentalist on the planet into non-existence, and make everyone on Earth a lot less stupid.