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I have a solution to the jobless problem.
Feb. 6th, 2011 06:14 amI have a solution to the jobless problem: kill all rich people, distribute their wealth evenly, feed their bodies to the hungry, give their jobs to the jobless. If the problem returns, just rinse and repeat.
Another solution: myself and a group of my friends and their best friends will move to another country. Ebola bombs in rich neighborhoods will go off at a radio signal from us. The ebola is an airborne strain.
On second thought, it would create an endless chain of people wanting to leave the country if we did it by friends and friends of friends. And airborne ebola? That would take forever to clear up. We would want to be able to return home sometime in the space of a year. Plus, too much collateral damage.
Another solution: myself and a group of my friends and their best friends will move to another country. Ebola bombs in rich neighborhoods will go off at a radio signal from us. The ebola is an airborne strain.
On second thought, it would create an endless chain of people wanting to leave the country if we did it by friends and friends of friends. And airborne ebola? That would take forever to clear up. We would want to be able to return home sometime in the space of a year. Plus, too much collateral damage.