From Twitter 02-28-2011

• 14:42:51: BWAH HA HA! http://j.mp/fn4hvv
  
• 14:44:15: Famous quote and my response http://j.mp/hDtO5i
  
• 18:53:21: Firefox won't display the URL bar for some reason, and I can't figure out how to turn it on.
  
• 18:53:43: #whenyourblack you apparently fail at grammar.
  
• 18:54:21: My #twitterpetpeeve is idiotic, misspelled hashtags like #whenyourblack.
  
• 18:55:40: #whenyourblack cat crosses someone's path, assure them it's not there to devour their soul.
  
• 18:57:20: I actually had to manually tell Firefox to display back, home, stop, and reload buttons.
  
• 18:57:47: #whenyourblack eye gets swollen, put ice on it.
  
• 18:58:17: #whenyourblack birds eat your corn, put a scarecrow in your field.
  
• 18:58:48: #whenyourblack shirt is washed in too much bleach, it will fade.
  
• 18:59:09: #whenyourblack car slides off the road, call a tow truck.
  
• 19:00:13: #whenyourblack jack dealer deals a pair of kings, you should stand, not hit.
  
• 19:05:45: #whenyourblack balling asshole neighbors' houses catch on fire, laugh.
  
• 19:06:14: Oh damn, I missed 666 tweets. This will be tweet number 670.
  
• 19:07:39: #whenyourblack soul is feeling down, go out in black robes and a pentacle chanting "HAIL SATAN!"
  
• 19:13:04: #whenyourblack Mack can crack a hackey sack for smack, back flak with gak.
  
• 19:14:05: #whenyourblack won't work, beat the man with a whip and chains. If he enjoys it, whip him harder. #justmockingthehashtag
  
• 19:15:01: #whenyourblack hair is introduced to peroxide, it goes blonde.
  
• 19:15:39: RT @Tao23: Yep. They tell you when they're fucking you, unlike #politicians RT @jalbertbowdenii: @Tao23 i think whores are more honest
  
• 19:18:01: When your white President fucks up, it's business as usual. #whenyourblack President does things right, he's trying to destroy the country.
  
• 19:18:41: @jalbertbowdenii HAIL SATAN! AVE SATANAS! Who
  
• 19:19:04: @jalbertbowdenii Damn typo. I was gonna say, "Who's bringing the virgins?"
  
• 19:23:18: #whenyourblack man is voted President, it's apparently okay to be a racist shiteater at him and threaten his life.
  
• 19:24:43: #whenyourblack President says something, don't believe him. After all, blacks always lie, unlike white politicians.
  
• 19:25:39: @jalbertbowdenii What's that? With all the grammar fail, your noise to signal ratio is too high to comprehend you.
  
• 19:27:06: When your white folks adopt brown babies, it's cute. #whenyourblack folks adopt white babies, assume the kids are being kidnapped. #fail
  
• 19:27:30: RT @BreakingNews: Ex-Apple manager pleads guilty to 23 charges in kickback case - Dow Jones http://on.wsj.com/hfoaR4
  
• 19:29:09: I swear, far too many people seem to think that repeatedly smashing the keyboard with their fists is somehow coherent communication.
  
• 19:30:17: Blargh blurgh RAAAL, wookie me eyez kan typz! Aye ez ahn da Intahtoobz makin hashtags like #whenyourblack
  
• 19:31:15: #whenyourblack, your meaning will always be clear and evident no matter what random letters you send to Twitter.
  
• 19:33:06: Seriously, though, it's not any 1 group of people. Just idiots who have a language all their own, which is not English. #whenyourblack
  
• 19:33:47: I'm all for having your own language, but don't speak some weird gobbedeygook and call it English.
  
• 19:34:01: @jalbertbowdenii Oh, okay. 10-4
  
• 19:39:26: If one's accent is so thick that other English speakers can't even tell what language you're speaking, then it is no longer English.
  
• 19:40:03: Like Corbin Dallas with, "English and Bad English," I think some accents should be taught as foreign languages.
  
• 19:43:22: You know, this is actually a valid concern: at what point does an accent become its own language?
  
• 19:43:58: Dutch sounds like German, after all. Portuguese sounds like Spanish. English evolved from German and Latin.
  
• 21:51:40: Finally located how to get the URL bar to show up on Firefox!
  

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