From Twitter 04-20-2011

• 15:52:17: Goodness knows I like many who are mentally handicapped, but this one guy at the cafe grates on my nerves. DON'T TALK SO DAMNED LOUD!!!
  
• 15:53:29: He lives in the area, I sometimes see him on the bus. Makes me want to tear my hair out, since he's very loud and never shuts up.
  
• 15:55:09: It's like the guy talks in CAPSLOCK all the time. Seriously, he has only 1 volume. He's nice, & friendly, & loud. A trifecta from Hell.
  
• 15:56:09: Gregarious people annoy me at best, scare me at worst. And others, like this guy, make me wish I could teleport them to Australia.
  
• 16:10:42: Christianity is a mental disease. A contagious mental disease.
  
• 16:11:48: I want to put Bible Warning Labels on the cover of every one of those stupid hotel Bibles.
  
• 16:12:52: Someday, I wanna be rich enough to leave copies of The Satanic Bible & a few other non-Christian texts next to all those hotel Bibles.
  
• 16:15:08: Not just any copies, either... hardcover copies chained to the inside of the drawer, so nobody can remove them.
  
• 16:15:35: The chain would be long enough to read the books while laying on the bed, though.
  
• 16:16:10: It would also be neat to leave condoms and porn mags in there. Not everyone prays the same way!
  
• 16:17:43: But I suppose the porn mags wouldn't be allowed. Stupid uptight puritanical American society.
  
• 16:18:27: Some days I just want to go back in time to meet all the Puritans and kick every damn last one of them in the balls and/or cunt.
  
• 16:21:14: Okay, so maybe not all Christians are mentally ill, but there are a lot of people to whom religion acts like a mental illness.
  
• 16:22:31: I think anyone whose religion turns them into nutbags like @glennbeck should be banned from running for any kind of political office.
  
• 16:24:27: Maybe a questionnaire... "Do you believe abortion should be illegal? Do you believe homosexuality is a sin?" & so on...
  
• 16:25:01: ...questions where even one "yes" answer leaves you disqualified from running for public office.
  
• 16:25:41: "Do you believe corporations should be legally treated like people?" And a fuckton of other corporation-based questions would be on it too.
  
• 16:26:26: Heh. That would pretty much disqualify every single Republican, and at least half of the Democrats.
  

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