I don't know where this stuff comes from, honestly.

In a friend's post wherein she was ranting about the stupid concept of "real men," I replied: " To be a real man, one must have balls of steel, a 23-foot long venomous steel spike for a dick, a 50-foot wingspan, curling horns, hooves, and an unearthly wail such to turn men's blood to ice in their veins. To be a real man, one must hunt down and impale his enemies upon his venomous dick and then roast them over a bonfire during Burning Man and devour their flesh, defile their women, and mutilate their children. Or is that mutilate their flesh, devour their women, and defile their children? "

I wish...

I hate SonicWall and other cybernanny type webfilters. I wish I knew how to shut them off on all public computers (libraries AND schools) and replace them with Godblock, for shits and giggles.