Hunting is for morons

Hunting with a gun ought to be illegal. Everyone knows nobody hunts for food in the Western world anymore, so anyone who hunts is just doing it because they love killing things. And they have the balls to call it a sport. Well, in that vein, let's make the only form of legal hunting be with your bare hands and/or with a bowie knife. If you can't catch and kill it without using something more than a bowie knife, then it isn't sporting enough. If the animal doesn't have an equal chance of killing you as you do of killing it, then it shouldn't be legal to hunt it.

Fuck anyone who disagrees.

If nothing else, it should be illegal for anyone under 18 to handle a gun for any reason. Goddamn high-powered murder machines, good for nothing but murder.