I miss my FSM icon.

Well, Megaupload is gone now, the site shuttered and its owners arrested. I expect the average global temperature to increase by several degrees in the next few weeks, considering all the pirates that are out of work now.

And now SOPA and PIPA are coming along. Which is really bad. If anything, the government should be ENCOURAGING piracy! Don't they know that more pirates equals less global warming?

Now that I'm safe, I'm PRO abortion!

( It is big )

Ahhhh, that feels good.

They keep saying hatred and anger are negative emotions that are toxic. If that's so, why does picking fights online with morons like anti-choicers make me feel like I've had a day at the spa? As much hatred and contempt as I was flinging around, I should feel a toxic knot inside me. But I feel the opposite. Relaxed and happy, even laughing.

I used to feel toxic knots from online fights. Hmm... I think the difference is, those ones were unintentional, cases of people misunderstanding me. It's a lot different when it's done intentionally.

Does this make me a troll? If so, who cares? I like it. Not something I'd want to do every day, but sometimes, kicking a proverbial hornet's nest from a safe distance and laughing at the result is very therapeutic.

(Personally, I think to be a troll one has to be willing to say anything - even lie - to get a reaction. I am always completely honest when I go hitting the online hornet nests.)

Oh, I love this one!

Lyrics to "Satanic Psalms" by Demoncy

I DESECRATE THE ONE NAMED CHRIST
IN THE SHADOW OF DEMONIC LIGHT
I BURN THE BOOK OF HOLY LIES
AND DENY THE WORDS OF GOD
I SPURN THE CROSS AND ENSORCEL THE WEAK
ALL DARK KNOWLEDGE IS GRANTED TO ME
MY WORDS BESPEAK OF SIN AND BLASPHEMY
I AM LORD AND ALL BOW TO ME
IN THE DARKNESS OF NIGHT
I INVADE THE SOULS
OF THE ONES UPON WHICH
I CAST MY SPELLS
DARK LORDS OF THE ENDLESS DEPTHS
I CALL TO THEE
TO DELIVER UNTO ME
ALL OF MY LUSTS AND DESIRES
I REVEL IN THE DEATH
AND DESTRUCTION OF MY ENEMIES
INFERNAL WINGED BEING
I AM DEMON...
I INVOKE THE INFERNAL NAMES
AND GATHER THE FORCES OF DARKNESS
THE ABYSSIC GATES ARE OPEN TO ME
I AM THE DEATH OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
CHRIST, YOUR BLOOD IS THE WINE OF DEFEAT
YOU CORRUPT THE WORLD IN RELIGIOUS TYRANNY
BEHOLD, SATAN BLESSED BE IN OUR WORLD OF INIQUITY
EVIL...HAIL...
WITH BLACKENED HEART I SHRED THE MEANINGLESS ROSARY
AND VIOLATE HOLY WATER TO A STATE OF IMPURITY
ARMS OF DARKNESS, OPEN WIDE, WRAP THYSELVES AROUND ME
SHOWER THY INFERNAL BLESSINGS UPON MY DIABOLIC BEING
SET THE CHURCH AFLAME, ONLY RUINS SHALL REMAIN
OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HELL UNHALLOWED BE THY NAME
IN NOMINE DEI NOSTRI SATANAS LUCEFERI EXCELSI
I GLORIFY THE NAME OF OUR SATANIC MAJESTY
"BETTER TO REIGN IN HELL THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN"
I ABHOR THE CHRISTIAN FAITH WITH SORCERY AS MY WEAPON
I HOLD HIGH THE SIGN OF THE INVERTED CROSS
AND PROFANATE THE HEAVENS IN SACRELIGIOUS MOCKERY
A WARRIOR OF THE DARK AND UNHOLY
I SHALL END THE CHRISTIAN REIGN
WITH MY SWORD OF EVIL WISDOM
ALL SHALL DIE BY MY HAND
TORN FROM THE CROSS IN TORMENTED CRIES
JESUS LIES IN ROTTING VOMIT, ANNO SATANAS LUCIFER RISE
SODOMIZE THE HOLY MAN WITH HIS CRUCIFIX
LET JESUS TASTE THE PLEASURE OF HIS OWN SINS

~ ~ ~

I bet the small-minded person I just sent this to is shitting themselves right now. She was actually doing an Our Father prayer at me! The above was part of my response. :-D

This was the first part of my response:

Oh cute, doing your little prayer and deleting it. Okay then:

"Your father, who ain't in heaven, hollow be his name. His kingdom is cum, his will be done for on earth and in heaven. Give you this day your daily blood, and slaughter you for your trespasses. As we slaughter those who trespass upon us. Lead me not into temptation, nor deliver me to evil, for I can find them fine by myself. Oh great Satan, Lord of the Earth, teach this idiotic Jewlz Ashton Bailey that her god forsake even his own son, because in the end Jesus realized he had been all alone the whole time, for there was no God. Please strike her hands, her tongue, and her brain down so she stops annoying me with her stupid prayers. Ave Satanas! Hail Satan!"

(Grammatical errors were due in part to hers.)