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Jesus committed suicide!
Feb. 1st, 2012 10:51 pmA friend pointed something out to me: "Heck, Jesus suicided in canon anyways. Indirectly, sure. But suicide by centurion is still suicide!"
My reply: JESUS IS GONNA BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!
Seriously, though, if I ever run into someone who thinks suicides are going to Hell, I'll be like, "Oh, poor Jesus then, railroaded by his own rules!" When they go "Wait, what?" I'll explain that Jesus committed suicide.
My reply: JESUS IS GONNA BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!
Seriously, though, if I ever run into someone who thinks suicides are going to Hell, I'll be like, "Oh, poor Jesus then, railroaded by his own rules!" When they go "Wait, what?" I'll explain that Jesus committed suicide.
