Anti-fluoride nutballs

Here in Portland, the issue of putting fluoride in water has come up. Which came as a shock to me; I've lived in so many cities, and they all did fluoride in the water, that I naturally assumed that every city in the Western world was already doing it. After all, it's proven to be a safe and cheap means of preventing tooth decay, and the only arguments against it the anti-fluoride idiots can give is either "OMG it's a mind control substance!" or some unproven BS about it being rat poison, and of course they never cite any reputable sources for this crap they spew.

So it pisses me off that at least a third of the population of Portland seems to have these damned "Vote NO on fluoridation chemicals" signs. I've been trying to find the "vote YES" version. I may be forced to make my own sign, that says "Vote YES on putting floride in water because only morons are opposed to it."

About the only good thing about these stupid signs is that a good chunk of the "morons with not enough brains to fill an egg cup" population of Portland are now clearly labeled.

Music and muSICK

Alright... so in the occult world, there's a tendency to spell magick with a k to differentiate it from stage "magic" and fantasy-scifi magic, because magick is REAL magick.

The other day, thinking about that, I thought of something similar to that. I am now coining the term "musick." I know, the added K is supposed to refer to the real article, but "musick" has the word SICK in it, so it works better as a word to describe fake music.

Things that are NOT actually music, but are muSICK:

* Rap/hiphop
* Gospel
* Country western
* Muzak
* More to be added as I think of them

These blasphemous false musics will rot your brain, fill your soul full of maggots, and turn your liver into a toxic brown sludge. LISTEN TO THEM AT YOUR OWN RISK!

I, Pope Andrewsarchus the 23rd (Founder of the 665th House of the Prickly Pentangle, Collector of Loose Stones from the Paths of the Damned, and Reincarnation of the Inventor of Toast) hath said it, thus it is UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY TRUE!

Hopefully you'll grow out of it, like you grew out of crapping your pants.

If you think Ayn Rand's philosophy is the greatest thing ever, allow me to point at you and laugh til it hurts, you ignorant, vacuum-skulled, dumb fucker.