A celebration of this, the anniversary of my Arising.

On this day, thirty-one years ago, the earth trembled and shook, the heavens blackened with storm clouds; lightning created thunderous slashes through the air; it rained frogs, rivers ran red with blood, and children the world over spoke in perfect, eerie unison, saying, "The Darkest of Dark Souls, Devourer of Human Flesh, rises from the earth to cleanse the world of all the sins of those who dare speak for The Light! Those who bleat their blasphemous lies about human nature to justify their evil ways will be flayed alive and devoured! Their souls will melt into a fine paste that will be used to rebuild the world in accordance to the natural laws of compassion, communism, and anarchism! TREMBLE IN FEAR, ALL WHO WOULD OPPRESS THY BRETHREN!" When the children fell silent and went back about their day, the earth shook again, and Alexander Antonin was born!