Yup, I'm a bit of a psycho.

I was outside earlier today going somewhere when this idiot lights up a cigarette right when I was downwind of him. Then out of nowhere he bursts into a run and into oncoming traffic. He wasn't harmed, sadly, though he had a close call. I was disappointed. If he'd gotten killed, I would have either burst out laughing and shouted "DARWIN AWARD!" or shrugged, utterly indifferent, and walked away.