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I just spent 45 minutes getting more and more pissed off at my tablet, because - silly me - I thought it would take 5 minutes to copy something from my LJ and paste it into Tumblr on my tablet, which was already on, where my laptop was not. Well, Silk won't take my fucking password, Firefox's copy-paste is in some arcane hieroglyphs and doesn't fucking work even when you follow the fucking directions, and not only can you not paste into the Tumblr app, I only just now discovered that the Tumblr app is completely useless because it doesn't fucking post anything I tell it to post. I know because I posted a rant just like this a few minutes ago, only the app didn't fucking post it!

And of course I did all this because it was supposed to be easier than turning on my laptop, waiting for it to finish its startup bullshit, and then opening Chrome and waiting for it to do its own equally long startup bullshit, but as it turns out I had to do all that bullshit anyway because whoever the fuck programmed my fucking tablet's apps are all a bunch of incompetent shitting cunt nipples who couldn't program to fucking save their fucking lives!!! So they turned something that should have taken 5 minutes tops into a fucking almost hour long goddamn ordeal! FUCK SHIT CHRIST BITCH ASS CUNT FUCKER TURD FUCKING BABY-RAPING ASS CLOWNS!!!