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Diurnals piss me off
Nov. 9th, 2016 05:05 amPreliminary to the story: Our apartment has "quiet hours," time when you're not supposed to make noise. I think it's 10 pm to 7 am. Anyway, we also have a single fucking laundry room with only two washers and two driers for the whole damn building, and one of the driers doesn't even work properly half the time. So the best time to use the place is a few hours before quiet hours start.
There's this dude that lives here, who works here. Gonna call him Shithead to protect our identities. I don't know what he does, as I've never seen him doing anything remotely resembling work, so from all I can tell he's getting free rent for doing absolutely nothing at all. Supposedly he is, among other things, the guy to complain to when someone's making a loud ruckus, but we lived beneath a crazy meth addict who vaccuumed his apartment for 12 hours every night while playing his music loud enough to be heard down the block, and when we tried tp get Shithead to do something about it, he went conveniently deaf. So yeah, he gets a free apartment and gets paid for doing absolutely fucking nothing at all.
The story: So because of a confluence of bad luck, my roommate has to do laundry after quiet hours today because it's literally the only time she can do it this time. She doesn't make a habit of this; it's happened maybe three times before in three years.
So she's almost done when she takes a blanket out of the drier, only to find someone wiped their ass on it. It was a brand new blanket, didn't smell of ass when she bought it, nor when it came out of the washer. But mysteriously, it comes out of the drier smelling like ass. Because someone wiped their ass on it. Roomie suspects Shithead did it because when she put the blanket back in the washing machine to get the smell of ass out of it, he was there and getting unusually pissy about her doing laundry at 4 in the morning. She's like, explaining the situation that basically means she doesn't have any other time to do it. And there are no laundromats anywhere near here, and the buses don't start until 5 or 6 AM, and she has to be somewhere at 6 AM anyway, so she can't wait until quiet hours end. It's not like she's doing it on purpose, she literally has no other options.
And anyway, he's all pissed because of some laundry machines, which there's no way they're making enough noise to wake him up, where he lives, unless he's a special snowflake princess with a pea. He was like "I have to be up at 7 AM blah blah" and as roomie is relaying this to me I'm thinking "Stupid pissy, prissy diurnals. I'm nocturnal. If I complained about even half the noises people make when I'm trying to sleep, I'd never do anything BUT complain, and here he is getting free rent for doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing at all. The fucking nerve of him!"
And honestly, I could understand it if she were making a habit of it, but as I said she's done it only like, 4 times in three years, this instance included in that figure. And every time it's happened, it's because there was no other time she could have done it.
What's more, we live in an apartment filled with a bunch of old and/or disabled people, two demographics known for accidents that often require immediate laundering of clothing, or else throw the accident-covered item in the garbage, and we're all low-income housing too, so like fuck any of us have the money to replace anything.
Oh yeah, and there's not even any hours posted on the laundry room door, and the door is never locked. So what the fuck else do they expect? Of course people are going to use it when they need it, if it's available!
Fucking whiny pissbabies, diurnals are. Not getting your beauty sleep because someone's making noise? Welcome to my world, Shithead! I sleep through so much traffic noise and yelling coming through our paper-thin walls and windows, it's a good thing I'm a deep sleeper. My roomie is a very light sleeper, though. Lucky her, she has the room farthest from traffic. If she had to try to sleep in the room I sleep in, she'd never get any sleep ever again. Not here, anyway.
So yeah, what a whiny fucking wankstain.
There's this dude that lives here, who works here. Gonna call him Shithead to protect our identities. I don't know what he does, as I've never seen him doing anything remotely resembling work, so from all I can tell he's getting free rent for doing absolutely nothing at all. Supposedly he is, among other things, the guy to complain to when someone's making a loud ruckus, but we lived beneath a crazy meth addict who vaccuumed his apartment for 12 hours every night while playing his music loud enough to be heard down the block, and when we tried tp get Shithead to do something about it, he went conveniently deaf. So yeah, he gets a free apartment and gets paid for doing absolutely fucking nothing at all.
The story: So because of a confluence of bad luck, my roommate has to do laundry after quiet hours today because it's literally the only time she can do it this time. She doesn't make a habit of this; it's happened maybe three times before in three years.
So she's almost done when she takes a blanket out of the drier, only to find someone wiped their ass on it. It was a brand new blanket, didn't smell of ass when she bought it, nor when it came out of the washer. But mysteriously, it comes out of the drier smelling like ass. Because someone wiped their ass on it. Roomie suspects Shithead did it because when she put the blanket back in the washing machine to get the smell of ass out of it, he was there and getting unusually pissy about her doing laundry at 4 in the morning. She's like, explaining the situation that basically means she doesn't have any other time to do it. And there are no laundromats anywhere near here, and the buses don't start until 5 or 6 AM, and she has to be somewhere at 6 AM anyway, so she can't wait until quiet hours end. It's not like she's doing it on purpose, she literally has no other options.
And anyway, he's all pissed because of some laundry machines, which there's no way they're making enough noise to wake him up, where he lives, unless he's a special snowflake princess with a pea. He was like "I have to be up at 7 AM blah blah" and as roomie is relaying this to me I'm thinking "Stupid pissy, prissy diurnals. I'm nocturnal. If I complained about even half the noises people make when I'm trying to sleep, I'd never do anything BUT complain, and here he is getting free rent for doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing at all. The fucking nerve of him!"
And honestly, I could understand it if she were making a habit of it, but as I said she's done it only like, 4 times in three years, this instance included in that figure. And every time it's happened, it's because there was no other time she could have done it.
What's more, we live in an apartment filled with a bunch of old and/or disabled people, two demographics known for accidents that often require immediate laundering of clothing, or else throw the accident-covered item in the garbage, and we're all low-income housing too, so like fuck any of us have the money to replace anything.
Oh yeah, and there's not even any hours posted on the laundry room door, and the door is never locked. So what the fuck else do they expect? Of course people are going to use it when they need it, if it's available!
Fucking whiny pissbabies, diurnals are. Not getting your beauty sleep because someone's making noise? Welcome to my world, Shithead! I sleep through so much traffic noise and yelling coming through our paper-thin walls and windows, it's a good thing I'm a deep sleeper. My roomie is a very light sleeper, though. Lucky her, she has the room farthest from traffic. If she had to try to sleep in the room I sleep in, she'd never get any sleep ever again. Not here, anyway.
So yeah, what a whiny fucking wankstain.
