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Spicy fucking language
Aug. 9th, 2019 03:57 amMe: (Just talking normally)
Them: Please sir, there's no need to get angry with me!
Me: Um... excuse me? I wasn't being angry?
Them: You cussed me out!
Me: (Thinks back to what I said. Realizes I said "hell," "damn," and "shit.")
Me: Oh that? No, I'm not angry at all. That's just how I fuckin talk. I use spicy language. I do it so damn much I don't even realize I do it. It's just like, I don't fuckin know... like... punctuation? It's like how some people say "like" a lot. Some people overuse "like," I casually cuss without even realizing I'm doing that shit.
Me: But when I get angry, OH BOY, that's when I get fuckin CREATIVE. Like if I was angry at you right now, I'd call you... I dunno... a leprous, toad-faced demon made of ebola-infected scabs and rotting baby foreskins. Or a "mutated-cow-abortion sandwich with cockroach caviar", or something like that.
Them: O_O
Them: Please sir, there's no need to get angry with me!
Me: Um... excuse me? I wasn't being angry?
Them: You cussed me out!
Me: (Thinks back to what I said. Realizes I said "hell," "damn," and "shit.")
Me: Oh that? No, I'm not angry at all. That's just how I fuckin talk. I use spicy language. I do it so damn much I don't even realize I do it. It's just like, I don't fuckin know... like... punctuation? It's like how some people say "like" a lot. Some people overuse "like," I casually cuss without even realizing I'm doing that shit.
Me: But when I get angry, OH BOY, that's when I get fuckin CREATIVE. Like if I was angry at you right now, I'd call you... I dunno... a leprous, toad-faced demon made of ebola-infected scabs and rotting baby foreskins. Or a "mutated-cow-abortion sandwich with cockroach caviar", or something like that.
Them: O_O