Fuck New Year's.

I hate New Year's Eve with the passion of a supernova. Take your fireworks, shove them up your ass, and light the fuse. Take your auld lang sine or whatever the fuck it's called and sing it while you shove broken glass in your jugular vein.

Easy access to legal abortion is a human right

So-called Christians: My religion says abortion is murder!
Me: And MY religion says one's own body is inviolable, that it is reprehensible to force somebody to do something with their body that they didn't consent to; therefore, even if you were right, if a person with a uterus wants an abortion then they have the inalienable right to get one without interference.
Me: So I guess you could say I believe forcing someone to keep a pregnancy they don't want is tantamount to rape.

(And thus abortion is the same as killing a rapist in self defense.)