Christianity is a disease and proselytizers are vectors

Saw a couple Christian freaks spreading their disease at the transit center earlier. Really wished I had my Bluetooth speaker with me so I could blast death metal at them at full volume. Fucking vectors. If I was comfortable enough money-wise to take Uber or Lyft on a whim, I'd go back and do just that, but I'm poor and out of spoons, so they get to keep oozing their infected memetic pus all over everywhere.

Should I wear a sign saying "Fuck off, assholes"?

Yet again had some random nutbag try to talk to me at the bus stop today. Why is it I can't ever fucking go anywhere or do anything without annoying people trying to talk with me? I already have resting b*tch face and I stare at my phone with headphones on; I already glare and mutter and growl whenever these freaks talk to me. How much more of a "FUCK THE FUCK OFF" vibe do I have to project to get these assholes to leave me the fuck alone? Do I have to actually say the literal words "GO FUCK YOURSELF, CREEP!" for these dipshits to get the message? I really want to do that, every time, but the rest of us in the body are scared of confrontation, scared of somebody hurting us. But fuck it, my patience for this bullshit is holding on by a fraying thread.

Cue "In The Arms of the Angels"

Christian brains do not think like the brains of healthy individuals. The disease spreads throughout the brain, shrinking and weakening the gray matter. This makes their thought patterns simpler and radically alters how their brains process information so that they functionally become like the developmentally disabled, but with increased aggression and egotism. Their social skills also rapidly decline, leaving them incapable of connecting with any non-infected individuals. With enough research and money, we may one day find a cure for this horrendous brain disease.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

It's probably a good thing I don't have magical godlike powers over life and death. If I did, 2023 would be a heck of an interesting year as all the bigots just start dropping like flies. Pretty sure there wouldn't be any Republican politicians left by the end of the month.

Wait, who am I kidding? That sounds amazing! I want godlike powers over life and death!

PS = I *do* have a rather long list of transphobes, racists, and other varieties of bigots on my "Death Note" list.