Suck a fuck

[alex_antonin]

Something I really fucking hate is corporations trying to get us to donate money to charity via them. Like, you are a multi-million dollar -- maybe even billion dollar -- corporation. If you want to donate to charity, then by all means use your millions or billions of dollars to fucking donate to charity you gods-damned money grubbing cowards. If I had the money to donate to charity, I fucking would, and I sure as fuck wouldn't do it through your fucking ass because I have no fucking interest in enabling your tax dodging bullshit. So stop asking me to donate to charity for you at the grocery store checkout, or in emails, or whatever and do it yourself you greedy virtue-signaling motherfuckers!

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[kengr]

You *do* realize that most if not all of those are just the company giving permission for the charity to put the collection jars on the premises. And the online versions are similar. The company is getting goodwill/good press by adding the charity to the purchasing system so the *charity* can collect money that way.

The company isn't getting any of the money, they are just doing a favor for the charities. Sure, it may make them look good, but it *is* letting the charity collect money they might not get otherwise.

and for the "percentage of your purchase" or "your change goes to" versions, it actually costs them money (a tiny bit) to add the code for that.