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Soon, my pet...
Apr. 12th, 2024 09:16 pmStill eagerly awaiting the day when the unisex public bathroom known as "J. K. Rowling's grave" opens to the public. The sooner that happens, the happier I'll be.
Fucking smokers
Apr. 1st, 2024 11:01 amI need a shirt that says "The only good smoker is a dead smoker."
Fuck profanity filters
Feb. 23rd, 2024 09:24 pmBoomers: Kids these days with their "unalive" and "fudge" and whatnot.
Me: Yeah, it's you boomers' ridiculous oversensitivity to curse words and the algorithm that enforces it that causes that. If the youngins had it their way, you could cuss fit to make a sailor blush without a problem, but slurs would be blotted out instead. (At least the most common. Bigots can make anything into a slur, so policing language is fundamentally a pointless endeavor.)
Me: Yeah, it's you boomers' ridiculous oversensitivity to curse words and the algorithm that enforces it that causes that. If the youngins had it their way, you could cuss fit to make a sailor blush without a problem, but slurs would be blotted out instead. (At least the most common. Bigots can make anything into a slur, so policing language is fundamentally a pointless endeavor.)
Fucking homophobes are spreading their vile filth on Facebook with sponsored posts now. The one I saw was literally saying that people turn gay because they get molested as children. And because it's sponsored, it's not possible to report it as hate speech.
And then Facebook tried to flag the Facebook version of this post as offensive or something. I really hope someone very soon goes to Facebook's server farms after dark and quietly destroys all the air conditioners so the servers melt and bring that whole worthless website crashing down for good.
And then Facebook tried to flag the Facebook version of this post as offensive or something. I really hope someone very soon goes to Facebook's server farms after dark and quietly destroys all the air conditioners so the servers melt and bring that whole worthless website crashing down for good.
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Jan. 15th, 2024 05:18 pmThere exist good vegans. They're the non-judgmental ones that never bring it up unless there's an actual need for them to. They are a rare breed. Most vegans, though, are like a religious cult that constantly go around judging non-believers, calling us "murder mouths" and comparing eating meat to the Holocaust. They're a bunch of self-righteous psychopaths play-acting at compassion as an excuse to bully other people from atop their moral high horse. Meanwhile, if you point out that their vegetables and fruits are dependent on animal labor (bees) and exploited human labor, they don't care. Point out to them that the farms making their vegetables and fruits hurt and kill more animals and do more damage to the environment than the meat industry does, they don't believe you or care. Yes, even organic farming. Hell, ESPECIALLY organic farming because "organic farming" is a largely meaningless corporate buzzword with no certification, relevant laws, or oversight except maybe lip-service amounts that do nothing to actually enforce any standards.
And I personally would not give a single solitary fuck about vegans if they would just learn to BE QUIET about it. Or at least stop being a bunch of self-righteous judgmental assholes about it.
Honestly, they're almost as annoying as the worst sort of Christians. They only lose the top spot because they're not infecting governments like a cancer, the way Christianity is.
And I personally would not give a single solitary fuck about vegans if they would just learn to BE QUIET about it. Or at least stop being a bunch of self-righteous judgmental assholes about it.
Honestly, they're almost as annoying as the worst sort of Christians. They only lose the top spot because they're not infecting governments like a cancer, the way Christianity is.
Yes, well, saying "I hate women" is hate speech. (and hopefully my examples here won't get flagged by idiotic Facebook.) Meanwhile, saying "I hate men" is the lament of a long-suffering oppressed person expressing their displeasure. Just how black people hating white people is also not hate speech, it's just oppressed people expressing their displeasure of their oppressors.
Hate speech is only hate speech if it has the support of oppression. Something Facebook desperately needs to learn that lesson. I once got spanked by their algorithm for hate speech against *Christians.* I live in the US. Claiming *anything* said against Christians to be hate speech is as absurd an idea as saying that complaining about politicians is terrorism. Which I'm sure isn't far off, at the rate we're going. Especially if another Republican ever gets elected, I'm sure they'll make it illegal to say anything negative about a politician just as soon as they can manage to force it through as a law with the same force they use to ram their male members into the various openings of the "party favors" at whatever new location has replaced Epstein Island.
Talking with normies is torture.
Jan. 12th, 2024 07:39 am
All that, plus normies are generally extremely boring and tedious people to try to be around. They rarely have anything interesting to say, and they all seem to have this weird habit of repeating the same information over and over and over and over again, sometimes reworded but always I'm like "Yes, I know that already. That's the 13th time you've said that very same thing during this conversation which has only lasted five minutes. Please say something new and interesting, or STFU and go away, because right now I would rather chew and swallow broken glass than put up with this torture for another minute."
Seriously, I value a high signal to noise ratio, and high efficiency of conversation. At least 98% of the normies I run across in my life take 20 minutes to say something that would have taken me thirty seconds to say, with 99% of the content of their yakking being just meaningless noise created via an insane level of pointless repetition.
Not to say I don't ever have long conversations. Put me in a room with someone interesting -- a fellow nerd, fellow writer, or just someone who actually knows how to hold an interesting conversation, and we can spend literal hours together in conversation with it breezing by and feeling way too short. But most people I have the misfortune of running into make even a sixty second conversation feel like reliving the entirety of 2020 through 2023 on half speed. No exaggeration, it is literal torture getting trapped in a conversation with people like that.
I want to do a nativity scene with Jared from Subway as Joseph, Barbie's little sister Skipper as Mary, and one of the three wise men being Chris Hansen.
God is evil
Dec. 4th, 2023 12:27 pmGiven the nature of the god of the Christians as told by his own book, I find it far more likely for Heaven to be the place where the screams of the souls of the damned emanate from, as their "loving heavenly Father" devours their souls en masse. Like a cross between an abattoir and an all you can eat buffet.
Fuck the education system
Nov. 24th, 2023 01:31 amBefore we do any of that, we need to completely overhaul the entire school system. As it is now, it's just a tool for the wealthy parasites that run our country to indoctrinate people to accept authoritarianism and capitalism, designed in a time when kids were being brought up to be just smart enough to run the machines at the factories but still unintelligent enough to not question authority. School is a boring, horrible, terrible place that is running an operating system that is badly obsolete, and 90% of teachers in my experience don't know anything about actually teaching children, and far too many of them hate kids and thus shouldn't be teaching them. School is where creativity, individuality, and a love of learning go to get slaughtered en masse. From what I've been hearing from the newer generations, it's only gotten worse since I was last there, and that's before you count stuff like school shootings.
We need to burn all that down, find people who are actually good at their jobs and actually get along well with kids (without being pedos), pay teachers VERY well, shunt most of the federal spending away from the bloated military over to funding schools, and make learning at schools fun and full of freedom. Kids should not have to ask to go to the bathroom, kids who are hungry should be fed WHEN THEY ARE HUNGRY and not just at meals (IE, eating during classes should be allowed if they need to), homework should be abolished (as it's been proven to be completely useless, just pointless busywork that teaches kids to not have a good work/life balance), bullies should actually be dealt with properly instead of punishing the victims as much as or more than the bullies, these stupid zero-tolerance policies belong in the garbage, and in short, kids should be excited to go to school every day. As it stands now, school has long been a cause of anxiety, depression, and apathy.
I'm not sure how that's going to happen when it's basically the blind leading the blind right now, but we desperately need to make an effort.
We need to burn all that down, find people who are actually good at their jobs and actually get along well with kids (without being pedos), pay teachers VERY well, shunt most of the federal spending away from the bloated military over to funding schools, and make learning at schools fun and full of freedom. Kids should not have to ask to go to the bathroom, kids who are hungry should be fed WHEN THEY ARE HUNGRY and not just at meals (IE, eating during classes should be allowed if they need to), homework should be abolished (as it's been proven to be completely useless, just pointless busywork that teaches kids to not have a good work/life balance), bullies should actually be dealt with properly instead of punishing the victims as much as or more than the bullies, these stupid zero-tolerance policies belong in the garbage, and in short, kids should be excited to go to school every day. As it stands now, school has long been a cause of anxiety, depression, and apathy.
I'm not sure how that's going to happen when it's basically the blind leading the blind right now, but we desperately need to make an effort.
Fuck Christian bullshit
Oct. 25th, 2023 03:44 pmJudge an entire religion based on its most extreme members and you're fine, if it's Islam. The moment you do the same for Christianity, suddenly it's "you can't judge a whole religion based on its most extreme members!"
Oh and goddess forbid you DON'T judge Islam based on its worst members, based on the fact that the Muslim extremists are a very small minority, and there's far more white Christian terrorists than Muslim terrorists. Also, I've never run across any Muslims trying to convert people to Islam or calling non-Muslims horrible names, whereas it's a rare week when I don't have to deal with a bunch of "hellfire and damnation" Christians. Oh, and my specific beef with Christianity mostly is their fascist tendency to try to do a genocide against LGBT people and otherwise trying to force other people to obey their religion's rules. That and the constant judgment.
If Christians stopped trying to force their religious rules on other people, and stopped spewing their hateful garbage at everyone they clock as not being conservative enough, I wouldn't give two fvcks about them. But they tend to be hateful, fascist bastards, so they suffer my wrath.
Oh and goddess forbid you DON'T judge Islam based on its worst members, based on the fact that the Muslim extremists are a very small minority, and there's far more white Christian terrorists than Muslim terrorists. Also, I've never run across any Muslims trying to convert people to Islam or calling non-Muslims horrible names, whereas it's a rare week when I don't have to deal with a bunch of "hellfire and damnation" Christians. Oh, and my specific beef with Christianity mostly is their fascist tendency to try to do a genocide against LGBT people and otherwise trying to force other people to obey their religion's rules. That and the constant judgment.
If Christians stopped trying to force their religious rules on other people, and stopped spewing their hateful garbage at everyone they clock as not being conservative enough, I wouldn't give two fvcks about them. But they tend to be hateful, fascist bastards, so they suffer my wrath.
To the Christians: Get your religious garbage out of here, off this platform, off the Internet, and off of this planet. I am so fucking tired of you Xians and your fictional Jesus and your vile, hateful, imaginary god spewing your wicked and childish nonsense all over everywhere. Get thyself checked into an insane asylum where you belong, stop worshiping your child-raping genocidal murder god, and stop trying to infect others with your mental illness, you fucking disease vectors!!!
I won't, but the temptation is there.
Oct. 7th, 2023 07:30 pmThe harder the Christian nutbags push to force their religion on everyone else, the more tempted I am to start throwing Molotov cocktails at churches. Christianity is a contagious mental illness.
Morons the lot of them
Oct. 7th, 2023 06:32 pmWhy is it that none of these grocery stores teaches their baggers how to do their job? And why is it that none of the people they hire as baggers has enough brains to figure out you don't put heavy stuff on top of bread and you don't put hot deli stuff in with ice cream? It's like these places go out of their way to hire the biggest morons in the world as baggers! It's to the point I'm tempted to start saying, "No, I'll bag it myself because none of the baggers these places hire has enough brains to fill a walnut shell."
FFS some of these fare inspector dickbags are fucking stupid as shit. I was getting off a bus earlier, and they were checking fares of everyone getting off... from the front of the bus. Not a max or street car or other train, but a bus. That you have to pass by the driver at least once. If they'd been targeting people coming out the back, I would understand it, even if fare inspection is violence against the poor. But they were targeting people coming out the front. Where people would have had to pass the driver twice. What. A. Bunch. of. Morons.
1. What is your favorite fruit?
Chocolate. LOL but seriously, it depends. For preserves, raspberry. For eating plain and fresh, mango. Canned, it's a tie between peaches and pineapple.
2. What is the most overrated fruit?
Dragonfruit. Looks pretty, tastes bland.
3. What is the most underrated fruit?
I haven't tried one yet, but I'm going with finger limes based on reviews.
4. Which fruit is the most beautiful?
Dragonfruit.
5. When you're making a fruit salad, how many fruits do you put in it, and which ones?
I don't make my own fruit salad. Too much work. But if I did: pineapple, strawberry, nectarine, grapes, and mango.
Chocolate. LOL but seriously, it depends. For preserves, raspberry. For eating plain and fresh, mango. Canned, it's a tie between peaches and pineapple.
2. What is the most overrated fruit?
Dragonfruit. Looks pretty, tastes bland.
3. What is the most underrated fruit?
I haven't tried one yet, but I'm going with finger limes based on reviews.
4. Which fruit is the most beautiful?
Dragonfruit.
5. When you're making a fruit salad, how many fruits do you put in it, and which ones?
I don't make my own fruit salad. Too much work. But if I did: pineapple, strawberry, nectarine, grapes, and mango.
A local church was torn down and apartment buildings are being put up in its place. I, for one, am 100% team "tear down Christian churches and build housing in their place," but it should be affordable housing.
Hunters keep trying to claim it's cheaper to hunt than to buy meat at the grocery store, and I never believed them anyway but the other day I got one of those adverts in the mail with like grocery store prices and stuff. One part of it was for some sports company with gun prices. The cheapest gun in it was over $200. Oh, yeah, sure, you tooootally hunt "for food" and not for trophies, because it's "cheaper" than just buying meat in the grocery store. NOT! Can't believe these assholes think this is a convincing argument, when anyone who cares to do any research at all can see it's a blatant lie.
