![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alex_antonin*knock, knock*
Me: Coming!
[opens door, sees a man and a boy, both wearing suits and carrying Bibles.]
Me [in my black monk robes, hood up, wearing my inverted pentagram necklace]: *thinks quickly* "Damnit, I hope this is important, I was about the slit the chicken's throat. Make it snappy!"
Jehovah's Witnesses: *back slowly away* "Sorry to have bothered you, sir. We'll be going now."
Me: "What, you sure you don't want to help me? The altar isn't a virgin, I admit, but we work with what we have."
Jehovah's Witnesses: *running away*
Me: *cackling madly*
Hey, it could happen! :-D
I wish I had the addresses of all the local Jehovah's Witnesses, and others who go door-to-door spreading their mental diseases, so I could go door-to-door to their places and ask if they want to hear the good news about Satan!
*knock, knock*
Them: Coming!
[opens door, to see me in the same getup as above]
Me: *puts foot in door* Could I spare 5 minutes of your time to tell you of the glory of Father Satan, ruler of Earth?
Them: BEGONE, MINION OF EVIL!
Me: You should know that in Satanism, sin is sacrament. All you have to do to worship Father Satan is to sin. Prayer is as easy as masturbating!"
Them: *screaming, trying fervently to close the door*
MWAH HA HA HA HA!
Me: Coming!
[opens door, sees a man and a boy, both wearing suits and carrying Bibles.]
Me [in my black monk robes, hood up, wearing my inverted pentagram necklace]: *thinks quickly* "Damnit, I hope this is important, I was about the slit the chicken's throat. Make it snappy!"
Jehovah's Witnesses: *back slowly away* "Sorry to have bothered you, sir. We'll be going now."
Me: "What, you sure you don't want to help me? The altar isn't a virgin, I admit, but we work with what we have."
Jehovah's Witnesses: *running away*
Me: *cackling madly*
Hey, it could happen! :-D
I wish I had the addresses of all the local Jehovah's Witnesses, and others who go door-to-door spreading their mental diseases, so I could go door-to-door to their places and ask if they want to hear the good news about Satan!
*knock, knock*
Them: Coming!
[opens door, to see me in the same getup as above]
Me: *puts foot in door* Could I spare 5 minutes of your time to tell you of the glory of Father Satan, ruler of Earth?
Them: BEGONE, MINION OF EVIL!
Me: You should know that in Satanism, sin is sacrament. All you have to do to worship Father Satan is to sin. Prayer is as easy as masturbating!"
Them: *screaming, trying fervently to close the door*
MWAH HA HA HA HA!