Idle thought

[alex_antonin]

So few people have actually read the Bible that I think if I ever hear someone say anything like "I was reading the Bible, and--" I'll interrupt with "Bullshit." If they ask for clarification (IE, "What???"), I will say, "Only atheists read the Bible."

Well, it's true! If they weren't atheists before reading the Bible, they will be once they've read it. No true believer has ever actually *read* the Bible. Show me a true believer who has read the Bible, and I will show you a moon monkey.