Writer's Block: Featured Ent. Question: Tee Off about Golf

[alex_antonin]

[Error: unknown template qotd]Aside from the fact that it's a sport and I hate most sports? Well, it's boring as hell. "John has been standing there for 15 minutes, folks. The wind has to be just right and there has to be a solar eclipse at the same time as Haley's Comet passes through. Also, seventeen key stocks have to be at just the right level. Other than that, all he has to do is say the incantation correctly during the full moon while naked and hopping up and down in a barrel of bat's bladders."

Now if you were to add ATVs, alcohol consumption, and make golf full-contact, then it would still be tremendously stupid, but at least then it would be somewhat interesting.