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alex_antoninI can't stand alcohol. It smells like raw human sewage and tastes the way I'd imagine raw human sewage to taste. And I can't even get drunk or even tipsy; the slightest bit of alcohol and I just get sick.
I've even tried Mike's Hard Lemonade. Still smells like sewage, albeit diluted sewage. Still made me ill. Hell, made me ill faster than normal alcohol.
Also, why would anyone want to get drunk? I live with headaches every 2 or 3 days no matter what I do, and they become migraines if I don't treat them quickly. Why anyone would want to risk a migraine-like headache just to act like a horny baboon for a few hours... I don't get it.
Not to mention I hate drunk people. I have a very low tolerance for mundanes to begin with; add alcohol and they become intolerable.
Then there's non-alcoholic beers, which make even less sense. It's absurd enough that you're drinking something that smells like roadkill mixed with rotten lettuce, but to drink it when there's no alcohol? Ugh.
I made the mistake, once, of buying a kombucha. For those of you who don't know, it's a fermented drink that hasn't fermented long enough to get any alcohol in it. It was possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. If given a choice between drinking a glass of kombucha and drinking a glass of liquefied human shit, I would have to think about it before deciding.
I've even tried Mike's Hard Lemonade. Still smells like sewage, albeit diluted sewage. Still made me ill. Hell, made me ill faster than normal alcohol.
Also, why would anyone want to get drunk? I live with headaches every 2 or 3 days no matter what I do, and they become migraines if I don't treat them quickly. Why anyone would want to risk a migraine-like headache just to act like a horny baboon for a few hours... I don't get it.
Not to mention I hate drunk people. I have a very low tolerance for mundanes to begin with; add alcohol and they become intolerable.
Then there's non-alcoholic beers, which make even less sense. It's absurd enough that you're drinking something that smells like roadkill mixed with rotten lettuce, but to drink it when there's no alcohol? Ugh.
I made the mistake, once, of buying a kombucha. For those of you who don't know, it's a fermented drink that hasn't fermented long enough to get any alcohol in it. It was possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. If given a choice between drinking a glass of kombucha and drinking a glass of liquefied human shit, I would have to think about it before deciding.