Obamagasm

Since Obama took office, it's been one Obamagasm after another. I'm pooped out! His Awesome is the stuff of legend, making Gilgamesh, Odysseyus, and Hercules look like wimpy little 10 year old boys by comparsion.

I got in the email one of those political things, one that is usually on the side of reason. But this time they were bitching about Obama wanting to work on gun control. They were whining about their 2nd amendment rights.

You know, I've always hated the 2nd amendment. It was put there by the founding fathers because it was relevant at the time: not only were guns necessary for hunting, and hunting necessary at the time for eating, but they also won wars. Well nowadays, things are a much different. There are no more wild frontiers to defend one's self against, no legitimate reason to hunt anymore, many of the animals that *are* being hunted are endangered or otherwise threatened, and in this world of nuclear bombs and biological warfare and other weapons of mass destruction, anyone who thinks they can win a war with just guns is at least seventeen kinds of delusional.

So the simple truth of the matter is that guns now do vastly more harm than good. I say America is long overdue to ban guns entirely. Only the military, the FBI, and the CIA should have guns. Yes, not even the police should have guns! (Well, except for the SWAT teams.) Gun "control"? Doesn't go far enough. Delete the 2nd Amendment, add a new amendment to make it illegal to make any further changes, and then destroy all guns, and make even a BB gun illegal. Then arrest or kill anyone who won't give up their guns. Hell, I even think *toy* guns should be outlawed and confiscated! (Except for toy ray guns and clearish-plastic water pistols... and other things that are *obviously* not real guns.)

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Some pictures I've added to my profile page:

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It's a fucking vagina, not a fucking clown car!

I just found out today that some of those "we must have as many goddam babies as we possibly can!" idiots have books and a TV series out. Gods, people like that piss me off. This planet already has over 6 billion individuals of a species that has no remaining natural predators and treats the Earth its mother like a flaming sack of dog shit, and people like this cranking out babies like they're going out of style just really pisses me off. I think anyone with even one child over 5 living kids needs to be told to either willingly stop breeding or they will be permanently sterilized. If they disobey, they would be forcibly sterilized and any children over the limit of 5 would be confiscated (or aborted, as the case may be). Seriously, people? If you want a big family, adopt. And if you can't adopt, then you probably shouldn't be raising children at all.

Oh, and those people who use fertility treatments and end up with a litter of human embryos growing in there should be forced to abort the extras. If humans were meant to have litters, we'd have them naturally! And thank Satan that humans DON'T have natural litters. Humans litter enough as it is.

And lastly, to people who disagree with birth control and condoms: stop breeding! At all. I mean it! Don't adopt, either; if you are that toweringly stupid, you should not be raising kids at all. Stop polluting the gene pool, and stop polluting the memetisphere* with your stupidity!

* The memetisphere is to thought as the atmosphere is to air.

EDIT: I am reminded of a book my dad used to own, called The Eleventh Commandment. Basically, the Church makes that whole "be fruitful and multiply" thing into an 11th commandment, and the earth becomes so crowded with people that there's hardly room to breathe. I list this as one of the most terrifying books of all time, right up there with "The Handmaid's Tale."

Edit the second: Turns out the book I was thinking of was written by Lester del Rey. Link changed to the right one.