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Feb. 3rd, 2009
Now THIS is what I call a fair punishment for the crime. (Okay, so maybe it's just a trifle extreme. 15 lashes should be enough).
In related news, Portland banned smoking in restraurants and bars and suchlike. Now all the smokers are out on the sidewalk where innocent passers-by get lungfuls of toxic gas. You know what needs to be done about this, right? BAN SMOKING FROM THE PUBLIC ALTOGETHER. If you wanna smoke, do it at home. Non-smokers should not have to breathe in your toxic crap.
And whoever invented hiccups needs to be tortured by having their skin peeled away and getting a salt scrub, while they're still alive.
In related news, Portland banned smoking in restraurants and bars and suchlike. Now all the smokers are out on the sidewalk where innocent passers-by get lungfuls of toxic gas. You know what needs to be done about this, right? BAN SMOKING FROM THE PUBLIC ALTOGETHER. If you wanna smoke, do it at home. Non-smokers should not have to breathe in your toxic crap.
And whoever invented hiccups needs to be tortured by having their skin peeled away and getting a salt scrub, while they're still alive.