Satan!

I was recently asked at Tumblr "How can you worship Satan if he doesn't exist?" I don't know what the real context of the question was; was the Anon a Christian, an atheist, or something else? I didn't know, still don't know, and I guess I misinterpreted the context. (Keep in mind I don't have Internet at home and so if they asked another question or left a comment in my Ask, I don't know about it at the time of writing this.) I don't know what weird mood I was in at the time, but I answered "How do you know He's not real?"

I suspect my reason for answering this way was because I'm no longer sure if I'm a theistic Satanist or not. It seems such an overly simple answer, now. I would like to add this: "We have no proof, or even evidence, of the existance or non-existance of God, Satan, or any other being. So how do we worship or work with any of them? We just do. Fuck you."

( When I think about you I cut myself. )

I leave you all with the following quotes from the Book of Eris:

"Stupidity is the most dangerous Weapon of Mass Destruction there is, and this WMD is found everywhere...
not even hidden but blatantly displayed. You don't see other species running around doing the sorts of stupid shit that you humans do. Your species has a lot of fucked up issues... Eh, we mice survived the dinosaurs and I suppose we'll survive you guys."
̈-the White Mouse

"Some religions speak of love, peace, and understanding. but actually create chaos, confusion and disorder,
Discordians speak of chaos, confusion and disorder, but actually create peace, love and understanding."