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Bloodmouths
Aug. 17th, 2012 09:47 pmVegans are now calling meat-eaters "bloodmouths."
Thought one: Okay, fine. I'm a bloodmouth. Does that mean I can speak to meat the way parselmouths speak to snakes? If so, I'm going to command all these delicious steaks to go into my mouth and be eaten.
Thought two: Okay, fine. I'm a bloodmouth. I am now going to call all vegans "lawnmouths" because obviously they all eat grass and shit wherever they please, like cows do.
What other offensive names can we come up with for groups of people we disagree with? I'm going to call Republicans "shitmouths" because only shit comes out of their mouths.
People who are not socialists and Marxists, I will call "slavebrains" because they support their own enslavement to a heartless system that turns everyone - even the so-called masters - into slaves.
Straight, non-bisexuals will be "fuckpuppets" for no reason. Gay non-bisexuals will be "ass puppets." Cuz why not?
Post script: mmm, delicious pepperoni!
Thought one: Okay, fine. I'm a bloodmouth. Does that mean I can speak to meat the way parselmouths speak to snakes? If so, I'm going to command all these delicious steaks to go into my mouth and be eaten.
Thought two: Okay, fine. I'm a bloodmouth. I am now going to call all vegans "lawnmouths" because obviously they all eat grass and shit wherever they please, like cows do.
What other offensive names can we come up with for groups of people we disagree with? I'm going to call Republicans "shitmouths" because only shit comes out of their mouths.
People who are not socialists and Marxists, I will call "slavebrains" because they support their own enslavement to a heartless system that turns everyone - even the so-called masters - into slaves.
Straight, non-bisexuals will be "fuckpuppets" for no reason. Gay non-bisexuals will be "ass puppets." Cuz why not?
Post script: mmm, delicious pepperoni!