Yeah, right!

Now my roommate is claiming that a shirt she supposedly bought for $100 years ago is made of wool, but when she had me feel it, it's thin and feels like cheap cotton. I didn't argue, it's pointless to argue with her because she never admits she's wrong,¹ but I've worked with wool before in a professional context, and wool doesn't feel like that. Ever. Wool is heavy and scratchy and greasy, it's horrible and disgusting and I will never understand why anyone ever uses it. It is disgusting, and cannot be made to feel any other way. Whoever sold her that shirt lied to her. But hey, if she wants to deny the fact she got fleeced, I'm not going to argue. (LOL, see what I did there?)

1 = Seriously, I have admitted I was wrong more often that she has.