Stupid idea

Yeah, I can already tell by looking at this that I wouldn't be able to get those fuckers off. I'm sure I'm not the only one. I mean, first of all... how TF are you supposed to turn the cap when it's tied down like that? Secondly, even if that's possible, the tether is way too short. This is going to be a massive failure. It's a good idea in theory, but in execution it sucks.