Monty Python's twit race was pretty accurate

If you need any better an indicator that there's no hope for humanity, look no further than the fact that I just had a bunch of arguments on a science fact community on Facebook with a bunch of dingleberries who think that fluoride in the water is some attempt to either mind-control people or to poison people or both. The whole idea is so utterly ridiculous that I found myself leaving responses to comments like "is there any way to remove the fluoride" to which I responded "Wave a quartz crystal over it and chant 'ohhh wahhh tahhh naahhh zyyy ahhhm...'"

LMAO

There's a meme going around that Klingon men have two penises.

Which made me think... if Klingon men have two dicks, do Klingon women have two vaginas? Or are Klingons like hyenas and the women have two pseudo-penises?

(To clarify, hyena females only have one pseudo-penis per individual.)

I mean, I can't imagine anyone managing to be able to rape a Klingon woman, so I figure there might be a reason for that beyond simply being Klingons.

OMG now I'm wondering if B'elanna Torres has a pseudo-penis. And I'm picturing Tom Paris having to put his dick in her pseudo-dick, and Tom being clever says "Initiate docking procedures!"