Frozen blueberries

[alex_antonin]

If you’ve ever thought about eating blueberries that have been frozen then thawed out just as-is, please reconsider. They are disgusting. They become these little inedible lumps of blue woody shit. You ever eaten the bottoms of asparagus spears and you could kinda chew them but they were all woody and stringy and not worth the effort? Like that, only small and round and blue. This is an abomination unto the blueberry, a blasphemy. And it’s super gross. I haven’t been able to chew a single one of these enough to swallow them, even after they’ve been sitting in yogurt for 24 hours.

Trust me, fresh blueberries are the only way to go. Literally. Unless you like having to spit out blue wads of inedible plant fiber that tasted horrible from the get-go.