Stop telling me how to vote!
Oct. 18th, 2016 03:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alex_antoninDear people who keep saying "Don't throw your vote away by voting 3rd party":
Sit down.
Shut up.
Zip your trap.
Stop flapping your mouth meat.
Log out of your blogs and go chop wood in the Canadian wilderness until the election is over.
You fuckers do this bullshit every fucking election. Every fucking election, the "stakes are too high" to "throw away your vote."
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!
Take your opinion, and shove it up your dog's ass, then shove your dog up your ass. Then shove yourself up Hillary Clinton's ass, and shove Hillary Clinton up Donald Trump's ass. Then shove Donald Trump into a meat grinder and turn it on.
Go fuck yourself. Anally. With a lit stick of dynamite. Go shove C4 in your ears and carry a flagpole up a hill in the middle of a lightning storm while telling Thor and Zeus they're pansies. Go juggle knives dipped in snake venom, while nude and riding a unicycle backwards toward a cliff with a 40 foot drop onto sharp rocks.
And most of all, KEEP! YOUR! SHITTY! WORTHLESS! OPINION! TO! YOURSELF!!!
Sincerely,
---Everyone who's tired of this same tired old bullshit you do every fucking election.
PS = As much as I like you, Bernie, this includes you, too. Without the insults, though.
Sit down.
Shut up.
Zip your trap.
Stop flapping your mouth meat.
Log out of your blogs and go chop wood in the Canadian wilderness until the election is over.
You fuckers do this bullshit every fucking election. Every fucking election, the "stakes are too high" to "throw away your vote."
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!
Take your opinion, and shove it up your dog's ass, then shove your dog up your ass. Then shove yourself up Hillary Clinton's ass, and shove Hillary Clinton up Donald Trump's ass. Then shove Donald Trump into a meat grinder and turn it on.
Go fuck yourself. Anally. With a lit stick of dynamite. Go shove C4 in your ears and carry a flagpole up a hill in the middle of a lightning storm while telling Thor and Zeus they're pansies. Go juggle knives dipped in snake venom, while nude and riding a unicycle backwards toward a cliff with a 40 foot drop onto sharp rocks.
And most of all, KEEP! YOUR! SHITTY! WORTHLESS! OPINION! TO! YOURSELF!!!
Sincerely,
---Everyone who's tired of this same tired old bullshit you do every fucking election.
PS = As much as I like you, Bernie, this includes you, too. Without the insults, though.