Memorial Day can suck the shit out of my anus.

[alex_antonin]

I got up after only a few hours of sleep today and traveled for an hour in the deadly radiation of the evil daystar to go to the food boxes because I'm out of money and I was mostly out of food, only to find out they weren't open because of some bullshit called Memorial Day. Memorial Day??? Who in their right fucking mind gives a FUCK about Memorial Day? I have had it with these fucking ridiculous bullshit holidays! These fucking holidays like Memorial Day are fucking VIOLENCE AGAINST THE POOR! What if I'd needed to get some bill or something postmarked by today to avoid going bankrupt or being arrested? What if the only food in my house at all had been mustard and a single potato? They're putting my life and the lives of millions of other people at risk for what??? For some stupid holiday that literally nobody in their right mind gives a single solitary goddamn about!?!?

FUCK Memorial Day, FUCK the person who thought of it, FUCK the people who made it a national fucking holiday, FUCK the horses they rode in on, FUCK the stable owners, FUCK the saddle makers, and FUCK anyone who give a single bloody fuck about this fucking worthless "holiday"!!!

Luckily for me, I found out I had some money left in my food stamps. Otherwise I'd probably be itching for somewhere to throw Molotovs at.

Comments

[benicek]

You've got to admit though, it is a little bit funny that you forgot something called 'memorial day'.

[alex_antonin]

To me, every day is just another day. The only holidays I care about are Samhain and Yule. The rest can go... oh, I see what you did there. Har har.

[benicek]

Yule's the best. I think I enjoy it more than my child.

[alex_antonin]

I'd enjoy it more if I got even a single present on Yule, but everyone I know is poor, I'm not really in a relationship, and I have no kids.

[benicek]

I'm going to send you one this year, in that case.

[alex_antonin]

Cool. What's your email address? I'll email you my snail mail address.

[alex_antonin]

Mine is alexander.antonin @ gmail . com (sans spaces, obviously)

[kengr]

<silly>
And what, pray tell, *else* could they be sucking from your anus? Hmm?
</silly>

[alex_antonin]

*Shrugs* I was more thinking that it was an alternative to sucking the shit out of a cup or something.

[kengr]

BTW, you *are* aware that these folks are *volunteers*? They do this for free.

[alex_antonin]

*Pouts*